Funny sunday school sayings
1. "Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite."
2. "I'm not perfect, just forgiven."
3. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool Sunday school teacher."
4. "God must love stupid people, he made so many of them."
5. "I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged... like Zacchaeus."
6. "I'm not a morning person, but I'll rise and shine for Jesus."
7. "I'm not a fisher of men, but I do catch a lot of kids in Sunday school."
8. "I'm not a miracle worker, but I can turn water into coffee."
9. "I'm not a saint, but I do have some pretty holy socks."
10. "I'm not a theologian, but I do know that Jesus is the answer... to everything."
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