Funny sweatshirt sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not an afternoon person, I'm barely an evening person."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong."
6. "I'm not antisocial, I'm just selectively social."
7. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
8. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
9. "I'm not a morning person, don't talk to me until my coffee does."
10. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
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