Funny sympathy sayings

1. "I'm sorry for your loss, but at least now you have a great excuse to binge-watch your favorite TV show."

2. "Sending you hugs and sympathy, along with a virtual supply of chocolate and wine."

3. "I wish I could take away your pain, but all I can offer is bad jokes and awkward hugs."

4. "I'm here for you, even if my attempts at comforting you involve terrible puns."

5. "I'm sorry for your loss, but remember, chocolate has been scientifically proven to help with sadness."

6. "Sending you sympathy and a virtual puppy to cuddle with during this tough time."

7. "I'm here to listen, to support you, and to provide you with an endless supply of dad jokes."

8. "I'm sorry for your loss, but just remember, laughter is the best medicine. So let's find something to laugh about together."

9. "Sending you my deepest sympathy, along with a promise to be there for you with a shoulder to cry on or a silly dance to cheer you up."

10. "I may not have the right words to say, but I do have a terrible sense of humor that I hope can bring a smile to your face during this difficult time."

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