Funny t shirt sayings

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. Actually, I'm not a person at all until I've had my coffee."

4. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

6. "I put the 'pro' in procrastinate."

7. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."

8. "I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong."

9. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."

10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

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