Funny t shirts with sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I speak fluent sarcasm."
3. "I run on coffee and sarcasm."
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
5. "I'm not a morning person. I'm not an afternoon person. I'm not an evening person. I'm a night person."
6. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
9. "I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look."
10. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."
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1. Love knows no gender.2. I don't just fall in love with a person, I fall in love with their soul.3. Bisexuality is not about being confused, it's about being open to love in all its forms.4. I love who I love, regardless of gender.5. Bisexuality is not a phase, it's a valid and beautiful
1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth.6. I'm not a control freak, but can I show yo
1. My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person: he believed in me. - Jim Valvano2. A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown3. A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows
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1. All I want for Christmas is food and naps2. Dear Santa, I can explain...3. Sleigh all day, party all night4. I'm on the naughty list and I regret nothing5. Christmas calories don't count, right?6. Jingle all the way... to the buffet7. Merry Christmas ya filthy animal8. I'm just her
Here are some popular sayings by Tigger from Winnie the Pooh:1. T-T-F-N: Ta-ta for now!2. The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is I'm the only one!3. Bouncing is what Tiggers do best!4. Tiggers never get lost, they just go exploring!5. The wonderful thing about Tiggers is Tiggers are wond
1. Sharing is caring.2. The more you give, the more you receive.3. A kind gesture can reach a wound that only compassion can heal.4. Happiness is only real when shared.5. The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.6. Kindness is a language that the deaf can
1. Cheers to the bride-to-be! May your marriage be as bubbly and sweet as this champagne.2. Wine a little, laugh a lot! Here's to a lifetime of joy and love for the bride.3. Sip, sip, hooray! Wishing the bride a lifetime of happiness and celebration.4. Love is like a fine wine, it gets better
1. Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman2. Sunshine is the best medicine. - Unknown3. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin4. Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthon
1. Time is the most valuable gift you can give someone.2. The best gift you can give someone is your time, because you're giving them something you can never get back.3. Time is a precious commodity, so spend it wisely on those who matter most.4. Giving your time to others is a true reflectio