Funny tagalog quotes and sayings
1. "Ang taong nagmamahal ng tapat, may pagnanakaw na hindi napapansin."
2. "Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Pero kapag wala kang tiyaga, wala kang luto."
3. "Kapag may isinuksok, may madudukot. Pero kapag walang isinuksok, baka naman gutom lang."
4. "Ang pag-ibig parang gulong, minsan nasa taas, minsan nasa ibaba. Pero kadalasan, nasa gitna lang."
5. "Kapag may usok, may apoy. Pero kapag walang usok, baka naman electric fan lang ang sira."
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Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo EmersonFailure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently. - Henry FordIt is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation. - Herman MelvilleThe only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve
1. 静以修身，俭以养德 (jìng yǐ xiū shēn, jiǎn yǐ yǎng dé) - Cultivate oneself in tranquility, nurture virtue through frugality.2. 行百里者半九十 (xíng bǎi lǐ zhě bàn jiǔ shí) - The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.3. 学而不思则罔，思而不学则殆 (xué ér bù sī zé wǎng, sī ér bù xué zé dài) - Learning without t
1. Wishing you strength and peace during this difficult time. You are not alone.2. May this chapter of your life bring you healing and new beginnings.3. Sending you love and support as you navigate this new journey.4. Remember, you are strong enough to overcome any challenge that comes your w
1. Sending you healing thoughts and positive vibes.2. Wishing you a speedy recovery and brighter days ahead.3. May you find comfort and strength in this challenging time.4. Thinking of you and hoping you feel better soon.5. Hang in there, better days are on the way.6. Sending you love and
1. As you wish.2. Inconceivable!3. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.4. Have fun storming the castle!5. True love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT – mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the t
1. Happy birthday! May your day be as dirty as your mind and as funny as your jokes.2. Another year older, another year closer to needing adult diapers. Happy birthday!3. Wishing you a birthday so wild and crazy, it makes your last year look like a walk in the park.4. Here's to another year o
Mothers are the heartbeat of the family, the light in our lives, and the greatest blessing we could ever ask for.
1. A mother's love is unconditional, unending, and unmatched.2. A mother's love knows no bounds, it is infinite and everlasting.3. A mother's love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.4. A mother's love is the purest form of love, it is selfless and unwavering.5
1. Love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together. Love is about how much you love each other every single day. 2. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. 3. Grow old with me, the best is yet to be. 4. Love is not findi
1. मेरे दिल की बात किसी से न कहना, ये राज दिल में ही रहना।2. जब तक जिंदगी है, तब तक राज छुपाना है।3. अपनी भावनाओं को छुपाना भी एक कला है।4. दिल की बातें जुबां पर नहीं आती, बस आँखों में छुपी रहती हैं।5. अपने दिल की गहराइयों में छुपी बातें किसी को नहीं बतानी चाहिए।