Funny takeaway food sayings
1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
2. "I'm in a committed relationship with pizza."
3. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom with takeout."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in a serious relationship with my delivery app."
5. "I'm not a chef, I'm a microwave magician."
6. "I'm not a foodie, I'm a takeout enthusiast."
7. "I'm not indecisive, I just want to order everything on the menu."
8. "I'm not a quitter, but I'll quit my diet for some good takeout."
9. "I'm not a chef, I'm a professional leftovers reheater."
10. "I'm not a food snob, I just prefer my meals delivered to my door."
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