1. "Dropping the kids off at the pool."
2. "Taking a trip to the porcelain throne."
3. "Laying some cable."
4. "Sending a fax to the sewer."
5. "Releasing the Kraken."
6. "Making a deposit at the bank of porcelain."
7. "Having a sit-down meeting with the toilet."
8. "Unleashing the chocolate hostage."
9. "Doing some paperwork."
10. "Having a bowel movement, more like a bowel symphony!"
Above is Funny taking a poop sayings.
1. Press here for magic2. Push to start the fun3. Click me for a surprise4. Tap for instant happiness5. Hit me for a good time6. Press and smile7. Push for positivity8. Click for a dose of joy9. Tap me for a boost10. Press to brighten your day
1. Saturnalia: the original holiday where people exchanged gifts and pretended to like them.2. Saturnalia: the time of year when even the most serious Romans let loose and partied like it was 79 AD.3. Saturnalia: where the only thing more plentiful than wine and food is the questionable decisio
1. Nothing tastes as good as being healthy feels.2. Eat well, live well.3. It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle.4. Don't wait to lose weight.5. Success is the sum of small efforts repeated day in and day out.6. Eat to nourish your body, not to feed your emotions.7. Every meal is a choice.
1. You're the milk to my cookie2. Love is sweet, just like this cookie3. You're one smart cookie4. You're the chocolate chips to my cookie5. I love you more than cookies6. You're the sprinkles on my cookie7. Life is better with cookies and you8. You're the icing on my cookie9. You'r
- Pinocchio, Pinocchio, your nose will grow- Nose as long as a telephone wire- Liar, liar, pants on fire, hanging from a telephone wire- Liar, liar, pants on fire, nose as long as a telephone wire
1. Paddle your own canoe.2. Keep calm and paddle on.3. Life is better on the water.4. Paddle hard, paddle strong.5. Every stroke brings you closer to your destination.6. Let the rhythm of the water guide your paddle.7. Find your flow on the water.8. Paddle with purpose.9. In the wav
Here are some sayings attributed to Jesus from the Bible:1. Love your neighbor as yourself. - Mark 12:312. Do to others as you would have them do to you. - Luke 6:313. I am the way, the truth, and the life. - John 14:64. Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God. -
Wayne Gretzky, often considered one of the greatest hockey players of all time, is known for his insightful and motivational sayings. Here are a few of his famous quotes:1. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.2. Procrastination is one of the most common and deadliest of diseases and its tol
1. Break a leg - used to wish someone good luck2. Bite the bullet - to endure a painful or difficult situation3. Blessing in disguise - something that seems bad at first but turns out to be good4. Cost an arm and a leg - very expensive5. Piece of cake - something very easy to do6. Hit the
1. Fall-ing in love with autumn leaves.2. Winter wonderland magic.3. Spring showers bring May flowers.4. Summer vibes and sandy toes.5. Pumpkin spice and everything nice.6. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.7. Blossoming into spring.8. Sunny days and lemonade.9. Cozy nights and