Funny teacher sayings

1. "I'm not a control freak, but you're just doing everything wrong."

2. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just waiting for you to stop talking."

3. "I'm not a babysitter, so please stop acting like a child."

4. "I'm not a mind reader, so please speak up and ask questions."

5. "I'm not a magician, so I can't make your grades disappear."

6. "I'm not a therapist, but I can listen to your excuses all day."

7. "I'm not a comedian, but your excuses are pretty funny."

8. "I'm not a referee, but I can call a foul when I see one."

9. "I'm not a miracle worker, but I can help you pass if you put in the effort."

10. "I'm not a drill sergeant, but I will make sure you're on time and prepared."

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Comfy quotes and sayings

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