Funny techie sayings
1. "There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't."
2. "I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user-friendly."
3. "I have a joke about UDP, but you might not get it."
4. "I would tell you a joke about TCP, but I'd have to keep repeating it until you get it."
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in power-saving mode."
6. "I'm not a programmer, I'm a debugger."
7. "I'm not a nerd, I'm just intellectually gifted."
8. "I'm not a geek, I'm a level 12 tech wizard."
9. "I'm not addicted to technology, we're just in a committed relationship."
10. "I'm not anti-social, I'm just preoccupied with solving the world's problems through coding."
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