Funny technology quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user-friendly." - Unknown
2. "I have a love-hate relationship with technology." - Jerry Seinfeld
3. "I'm not addicted to technology, we're just in a committed relationship." - Unknown
4. "I wish I could Ctrl+Alt+Delete my feelings." - Unknown
5. "The best error message is the one that never shows up." - Thomas Fuchs
6. "I have a computer, a smartphone, and a tablet... I guess you could say I'm multi-talented." - Unknown
7. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode." - Unknown
8. "I'm not anti-social, I'm just pre-social." - Unknown
9. "I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger." - Unknown
10. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown
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1. Hope all is well on your end.2. Wishing you well in all that you do.3. Sending positive vibes your way.4. Hope everything is going smoothly for you.5. Hoping for the best for you.6. Wishing you continued success and happiness.7. Sending you good thoughts and well wishes.8. May ever
1. Well done, you take the cake!2. Congratulations on a job well baked!3. You've really risen to the occasion!4. A slice of success is yours!5. You've frosted your way to victory!6. You're the icing on the cake of life!7. Bake the world a better place!8. You've whisked your way to gre
1. Goodbyes are not forever, they are not the end; it simply means I'll miss you until we meet again.2. As you embark on a new journey, remember the memories we shared and the bond we created. Farewell, my friend.3. May your new chapter be filled with joy, success, and happiness. Farewell, dear
1. Money can't buy happiness, but it's a lot more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. - Unknown2. The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive. - Coco Chanel3. Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the dr
1. Lavender is the color of sweet dreams. 2. In a field of roses, she is a wildflower of lavender. 3. Lavender whispers of serenity and calm. 4. She wore the scent of lavender and danced in fields of wildflowers. 5. Lavender, the fragrance of tranquility. 6. Like lavender, may you always
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1. Virtue is the beauty of the soul. - Plato2. Virtue is the only true nobility. - Napoleon Bonaparte3. Virtue is the golden mean between two vices. - Aristotle4. Virtue is its own reward. - Cicero5. Virtue is the most valuable possession. - Socrates6. Virtue is the strength and power of
1. Thank you for your sympathy during this difficult time. Your kindness means more to me than words can express.2. I am grateful for your sympathy and support. Your thoughtfulness has been a source of comfort for me.3. Your sympathy has been a light in the darkness for me. Thank you for your c
1. Every morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most. - Buddha2. The sun is a daily reminder that we too can rise again from the darkness, that we too can shine our own light. - S. Ajna3. Morning is an important time of day because how you spend your morning can often tell
1. Sisters make the best friends.2. Sisters by chance, friends by choice.3. Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.4. A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.5. Sisters share childhood memories and grown-up dreams.6. Sist