Funny tee shirts sayings

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts."

4. "I'm not a morning person. I'm not an afternoon person. I'm barely an evening person."

5. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

7. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."

8. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

9. "I put the 'pro' in procrastinate."

10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

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Irish dammit doll sayings

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Sayings on sports captains

1. A captain is not just someone who leads the team, but someone who inspires and motivates them to be their best.2. A good captain can turn a team of individual players into a cohesive unit.3. Captains don't just lead by example, they lead with passion and determination.4. The mark of a grea

Cool dance sayings t-shirts

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25h birthday celebrations sayings

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Habibi sayings

1. Love is the bridge between you and everything. 2. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.3. In your smile, I see something more beautiful than the stars.4. My heart is and always will be yours.5. You are my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.6. I love you more than words can express.7.

Funny british army sayings

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Cute sayings for tea towels

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1. Volunteering with wildlife is a way to give back to the creatures who share our planet with us.2. In the eyes of a volunteer, wildlife is not just an animal, but a precious part of our natural world.3. Protecting wildlife through volunteering is a noble and rewarding endeavor.4. Volunteeri

Shri atal bihari vajpayee sayings

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