Funny teenager sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I don't have a bad attitude, I have a good eye for BS."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
5. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a not-a-morning-person person."
7. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my snacks."
8. "I'm not addicted to my phone, I'm just in a committed relationship with it."
9. "I'm not always sarcastic, sometimes I'm sleeping."
10. "I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best for everyone."
Above is Funny teenager sayings.
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