Funny the office sayings

1. "That's what she said."

2. "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

3. "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!"

4. "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."

5. "Dwight, you ignorant slut."

6. "I am Beyoncé, always."

7. "I'm not a hero. I'm a mere defender of the office."

8. "I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

9. "I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms."

10. "I am a huge fan of the people. I am not a fan of the people."

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