Funny things and odd doctors sayings
1. "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV."
2. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit!"
3. "I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
4. "I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night... and now I'm diagnosing everyone with 'lack of sleep.'"
5. "I'm not a doctor, but I did watch a lot of Grey's Anatomy."
6. "Doctor's orders: laughter is the best medicine, so here's your prescription for a daily dose of dad jokes."
7. "I'm not a doctor, but I did once play Operation as a kid, so I think I'm qualified to perform surgery."
8. "I'm not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night... and now I'm prescribing a healthy dose of Netflix and chill."
9. "I'm not a doctor, but I did Google my symptoms, so I'm pretty much an expert now."
10. "I'm not a doctor, but I do have a PhD in procrastination."
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