Funny threatening sayings
1. "I'll tickle you until you beg for mercy!"
2. "I'll steal all your snacks and leave you hungry."
3. "I'll replace all your shampoo with glitter glue."
4. "I'll hide all your left shoes and watch you hobble around."
5. "I'll fill your room with rubber ducks and make you waddle through them."
6. "I'll replace all your toilet paper with sandpaper."
7. "I'll switch all your phone contacts with random celebrities."
8. "I'll replace all your socks with itchy wool ones."
9. "I'll make you listen to the same song on repeat for hours."
10. "I'll turn all your food into spicy surprises."
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