Funny tighter than sayings
1. "Tighter than a jar of pickles in a pickle factory."
2. "Tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler."
3. "Tighter than a clam's grip on a pearl."
4. "Tighter than a squirrel holding onto its last acorn."
5. "Tighter than a knot in a shoelace tied by a sailor."
6. "Tighter than a bank vault on payday."
7. "Tighter than a drum at a rock concert."
8. "Tighter than a cat trying to fit through a mouse hole."
9. "Tighter than a vacuum-sealed package."
10. "Tighter than a magician's grip on a disappearing coin."
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1. The future is not something we enter. The future is something we create. - Leonard I. Sweet2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. -
1. 女儿是父亲的心肝宝贝。(A daughter is a father's precious treasure.)2. 女儿是家中的小太阳。(A daughter is like a little sun in the family.)3. 女儿是父母的牵挂，是家庭的希望。(A daughter is the parents' concern and the hope of the family.)4. 女儿是家中的小公主，是父母的骄傲。(A daughter is the little princess of the family and the pride of the parents