Funny tip of the day sayings

1. "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

2. "Don't cry over spilled milk, it could have been wine."

3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

5. "Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."

6. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."

7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

9. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

10. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a lifelong vacation from responsibility."

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Welsh proverbs and sayings

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Cute sayings to put on candy canes

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Chuc mung nam moi sayings

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Across the fields sayings

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Auld irish sayings

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Buddha old age sayings

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Funny koozie cups sayings

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Adventure sayings for instagram

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Handprint sayings

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