Funny tissue sayings
1. "Blow your nose, not your chance."
2. "Tissue, the unsung hero of cold season."
3. "Tissue: the ultimate tear catcher."
4. "Life is like a tissue box, you never know when you'll run out."
5. "Tissues: for when life makes you snot."
6. "Tissue, the silent savior of allergy sufferers everywhere."
7. "In tissues we trust, for all our runny nose needs."
8. "Tissues: the original multitasker."
9. "Tissues, because nobody wants a snotty handshake."
10. "Tissues: the soft side of a tough situation."
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