Funny toilet paper sayings
1. "Here's to hoping this roll lasts longer than my last relationship."
2. "In case of emergency, break glass (or use this toilet paper)."
3. "This toilet paper is so soft, it's like wiping with a cloud."
4. "Caution: May cause excessive laughter in the bathroom."
5. "Please don't squeeze the Charmin, it's had a rough enough life already."
6. "This toilet paper is so fancy, it should come with its own butler."
7. "Remember, you're not just wiping away your troubles, you're also saving trees."
8. "If you can read this, you're probably spending too much time in the bathroom."
9. "Warning: Using this toilet paper may result in a sudden urge to redecorate your bathroom."
10. "Just remember, no matter how bad your day is, at least you have toilet paper."
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