Funny tombstone sayings here lies
1. "I told you I was sick!"
2. "I always knew this day would come, but not this soon!"
3. "Well, this wasn't on my bucket list."
4. "At least now I can finally get some peace and quiet."
5. "I guess the grass really is greener on the other side."
6. "I'll be back... oh wait, maybe not."
7. "I left my keys in my other coffin."
8. "Here lies someone who finally stopped procrastinating."
9. "I told you I was feeling a little grave."
10. "I hope they have WiFi in the afterlife."
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