Funny tool sayings
1. "Measure twice, cut once... or just keep cutting until it fits."
2. "I have a screw loose... but I'll tighten it up later."
3. "I'm a level-headed person... until I can't find my level."
4. "I'm not a tool expert, but I know how to hammer out a solution."
5. "I'm a bit rusty, but I can still nail it."
6. "I'm not just a tool, I'm a whole toolbox of bad jokes."
7. "I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I can still screw things up."
8. "I'm like a power drill - I may be loud and annoying, but I get the job done."
9. "I'm a bit of a wrench in the works, but I'll tighten things up eventually."
10. "I may be a bit screwy, but I can still drive you nuts with my tool puns."
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