Funny tough as sayings

1. "I'm so tough, I eat nails for breakfast... without any milk."

2. "I'm tougher than a two-dollar steak in a vegan restaurant."

3. "I'm as tough as trying to fold a fitted sheet perfectly on the first try."

4. "I'm tougher than a stale piece of bread in a toaster that won't pop up."

5. "I'm so tough, I make onions cry when I chop them."

6. "I'm as tough as finding a needle in a haystack, blindfolded."

7. "I'm tougher than a rock in a hard place... literally."

8. "I'm so tough, I floss with barbed wire."

9. "I'm as tough as chewing gum that's been stuck to the pavement for a week."

10. "I'm tougher than a grizzly bear in a tutu."

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