Funny tourist sayings
1. "Is the Eiffel Tower in Italy or France? I always get those two mixed up."
2. "Do you have Wi-Fi at the Grand Canyon? I need to update my Instagram."
3. "Why is the water in the ocean so salty? Did they add too much seasoning?"
4. "I thought the Great Wall of China was going to be bigger. Can we build a bigger one?"
5. "Can we take a taxi to the top of the Statue of Liberty? My feet are tired."
6. "I didn't realize there would be so many stairs at Machu Picchu. Can we take an elevator?"
7. "Do they speak English in Australia, or do I need to learn kangaroo language?"
8. "I can't believe they don't have air conditioning in this ancient castle. How did they survive without it?"
9. "I'm pretty sure I saw Bigfoot in the woods near the Loch Ness Monster. Do you think they're friends?"
10. "Why do they call it the Great Barrier Reef? I don't see any barriers here."
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