Funny track and field quotes and sayings
1. "Track and field: where you can run, jump, and throw things without getting arrested."
2. "Track and field is the only sport where you can be a sprinter, hurdler, jumper, and thrower all in one."
3. "I run track and field because punching people is frowned upon."
4. "Track and field: where the only thing you throw farther than your ex is a javelin."
5. "In track and field, the only time you'll hear 'on your marks, get set, go' is when you're about to run a race."
6. "Track and field: where the only thing that matters is how fast you can go in circles."
7. "Track and field: where the only time you'll see people jumping over things is in the high jump and hurdles."
8. "I may not be the fastest or the strongest, but at least I can run in a straight line."
9. "Track and field: the only place where you can throw a metal ball and not get in trouble."
10. "Track and field: where the only thing longer than the races are the practices."
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