Funny track sayings
1. "My track coach told me to run like the wind, so I started farting."
2. "I run because punching people is frowned upon."
3. "My sport is your sport's punishment."
4. "I run because I really like food."
5. "I'm not fast, I'm just running away from my responsibilities."
6. "My running pace is directly proportional to how late I am."
7. "I run so I can eat more pizza."
8. "I'm not a sprinter, I'm a jogger with a sense of urgency."
9. "My favorite part of running is stopping."
10. "I run because I really enjoy complaining about running."
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