Funny tradie sayings
1. "Measure twice, cut once, swear a lot."
2. "I'm not a magician, I can't make your budget disappear."
3. "I'm not a doctor, but I can fix your leaky pipes."
4. "I've got more tools than skills, but don't tell my clients."
5. "I'm not paid enough to deal with your DIY disasters."
6. "I'm not a superhero, but I can save your home from disaster."
7. "I'm a tradie, not a mind reader - tell me what you want done."
8. "I may not be the handiest tradie, but I can nail it."
9. "I'm not just a tradie, I'm a professional problem solver."
10. "I'm not here to judge your DIY attempts, just to fix them."
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