Funny umpire sayings
1. "I'm not blind, I just have selective vision!"
2. "I'm not a magician, I can't make bad calls disappear!"
3. "I may be small, but my calls are mighty!"
4. "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make calls!"
5. "I'm not a mind reader, so don't expect me to know what you're thinking!"
6. "I may be the umpire, but I'm not the one playing hide and seek with the rules!"
7. "I'm not a referee, I'm a rule enforcer – so play by the book!"
8. "I may be the umpire, but I'm not the one who needs glasses!"
9. "I'm not a traffic cop, but I can still call a foul!"
10. "I may be the umpire, but I'm not the one making the game interesting – that's all on you!"
Above is Funny umpire sayings.
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