1. "As confused as a goat on astroturf."
2. "Crazier than a squirrel on espresso."
3. "Slicker than snot on a doorknob."
4. "Happier than a seagull with a french fry."
5. "Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
6. "Sweating like a sinner in church."
7. "As useful as a chocolate teapot."
8. "Happier than a tornado in a trailer park."
9. "Slower than molasses in January."
10. "As lost as a needle in a haystack."
Above is Funny unknown sayings.
1. Warmest wishes for a cool holiday season!2. May your days be merry and bright, just like a snowman's smile.3. Sending you a flurry of holiday cheer!4. Frosty hugs and snowy kisses to you this season.5. Wishing you a snowman-tastic Christmas!6. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! Hap
1. Real men don't take advantage of their partners, they cherish and respect them.2. A man who takes advantage of his partner is not a man at all, but a coward.3. A true gentleman treats his partner with kindness and equality, not as a means to an end.4. Using someone for personal gain is a s
1. We are dying from overthinking. We are slowly killing ourselves by thinking about everything. Think. Think. Think. You can never trust the human mind anyway. It's a death trap.2. I love life because what more is there.3. I don't know what my favorite film of mine is... But I think the one th
1. A man who chooses a jealous woman over his own son is a man who has lost sight of what truly matters in life.2. A father who prioritizes a jealous partner over his own child is a father who has failed in his most important duty.3. Blood is thicker than water, but a father who chooses a jealo
1. Life's a beach, let's party!2. Sandy toes and salty kisses, it's beach party time!3. Seas the day at our beach bash!4. Shell yeah, let's have a beach party!5. Catch the wave of fun at our beach party!6. Sun, sand, and good vibes - it's a beach party!7. Let's make waves and memories a
1. Leap year, leap day, leap into action!2. Make the most of this extra day, it only comes once every four years.3. Take a leap of faith on leap day.4. Leap into the future with excitement and optimism.5. A leap day is a gift of time, use it wisely.6. Celebrate the bonus day with extra jo
1. Every cloud has a silver lining.2. The sun will always shine after the storm.3. There is always a light at the end of the tunnel.4. Hope springs eternal.5. In every difficulty, there is opportunity.6. Believe in the power of positive thinking.7. The best is yet to come.8. Keep your
I pity the fool who doesn't learn from their mistakes.
1. Go big or go home.2. The bigger, the better.3. Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars.4. Don't be afraid to make a statement.5. Size does matter when it comes to bows.6. Embrace the boldness of a big bow.7. Make a grand entrance with a big bow.8. Let your
1. I'm not ignoring your email, I'm just prioritizing my procrastination.2. I'm sorry for the delayed response, I was busy pretending to be productive.3. My email inbox is like a black hole, once a message goes in, it never comes out.4. I'm not sure if I'm avoiding your email or if it's avoid