Funny unusual sayings
1. "I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
2. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
3. "She's crazier than a soup sandwich."
4. "I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a southbound skunk."
5. "He's as useless as a screen door on a submarine."
6. "She's as sharp as a bowling ball."
7. "I'm sweating like a sinner in church."
8. "He's as happy as a clam at high tide."
9. "She's as tough as a two-dollar steak."
10. "I'm as confused as a fart in a fan factory."
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