Funny useless sayings

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

4. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."

5. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."

6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

9. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist in the kitchen."

10. "I'm not old, I'm just vintage."

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Craps dice sayings

1. Snake eyes!2. Boxcars!3. Little Joe from Kokomo!4. Hard eight, coming up!5. Feeling lucky, seven!6. Rolling the bones!7. Craps, the devil's game!8. Feeling hot, point is set!9. Natural winner, easy four!10. Feeling the rhythm, come on eleven!

Best millennial sayings

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Birthday cake funny sayings

1. Age is just a number, but cake is eternal.2. Another year older, another slice of cake.3. Life is short, eat the cake first.4. I'm not getting older, I'm just increasing in frosting.5. Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.6. Cake: the ultimate anti-aging treatment.

Dorito army sayings

1. Crunching our way to victory!2. In cheese dust we trust!3. One chip, one mission, one army!4. We are the crunch that never quits!5. United in flavor, unstoppable in battle!6. Bold and cheesy, ready for anything!7. Crunching through obstacles, one chip at a time!8. Together we are s

Best irish sayings blessings

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Funky phantom sayings

1. Groovy, baby!2. Far out, man!3. Let's boogie down!4. Keep it real, cool cats!5. Stay funky fresh!6. Don't be a square, be a triangle!7. Peace, love, and funky vibes!8. Let's get jiggy with it!9. Shake your groove thing!10. Stay funky and fabulous!

Sayings play it by ear or year

The saying is play it by ear. It means to make decisions or plans as you go along, based on the circumstances at the time, rather than following a predetermined course of action.

Love for a child quotes and sayings from mother

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Little sayings wooden hearts packs

Here are some cute sayings that could be printed on wooden hearts packs:1. Love grows here2. Home is where the heart is3. You are my sunshine4. Live, laugh, love5. Family is everything6. Home sweet home7. Follow your heart8. Love you to the moon and back9. Together is a wonderful pl

Best philosophical sayings

1. The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. - Socrates2. The unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates3. I think, therefore I am. - René Descartes4. To be is to do. - Immanuel Kant5. The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.