Funny valentines day card sayings
1. "Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you... most of the time."
2. "I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot."
3. "You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the love of my life."
4. "I tolerate you more than anyone else."
5. "You're the reason I smile when I check my phone and see a text from you... or anyone else, really."
6. "You're the only person I would share my dessert with... if I had to."
7. "You're the avocado to my toast, the bacon to my eggs, and the love of my life."
8. "I love you even when you snore louder than a freight train."
9. "You're the only person I would voluntarily watch a rom-com with... and not complain (too much)."
10. "You're the marshmallow to my hot chocolate, the sprinkles to my ice cream, and the love of my life."
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