Funny valentines day card sayings for husband

1. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm so lucky to be married to you!"

2. "You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the love of my life. Happy Valentine's Day!"

3. "I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot. Happy Valentine's Day, my cheesy love!"

4. "You're the bacon to my eggs, the milk to my cookies, and the love of my life. Happy Valentine's Day, my sweet husband!"

5. "You're my lobster, my soulmate, and my forever Valentine. I love you more than words can say!"

6. "You're the peanut to my butter, the flip to my flop, and the love of my life. Happy Valentine's Day, my dear husband!"

7. "You're the marshmallow to my hot chocolate, the icing on my cake, and the love of my life. Happy Valentine's Day, my sweet husband!"

8. "You're the avocado to my toast, the sprinkles on my cupcake, and the love of my life. Happy Valentine's Day, my amazing husband!"

9. "You're the jelly to my donut, the cheese to my pizza, and the love of my life. Happy Valentine's Day, my wonderful husband!"

10. "You're the mac to my cheese, the coffee to my cream, and the love of my life. Happy Valentine's Day, my handsome husband!"

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