Funny valentines day sayings

1. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at rhyming, but I love you!"

2. "You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the love of my life."

3. "I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot!"

4. "You're the only fish in the sea for me, and trust me, I've done my research."

5. "You're the avocado to my toast, the bacon to my eggs, and the love of my life."

6. "You're the Beyoncé to my Jay-Z, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the love of my life."

7. "I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye."

8. "You're the marshmallow to my hot chocolate, the sprinkles to my ice cream, and the love of my life."

9. "You're the bacon to my eggs, the cheese to my macaroni, and the love of my life."

10. "You're the Nutella to my spoon, the milk to my cookies, and the love of my life."

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