Funny valentines day sayings for friends

1. "Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you... but not as sweet as this chocolate I'm about to devour."

2. "Who needs a Valentine when you have friends like us to make you laugh until you cry?"

3. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at rhyming, but I love you!"

4. "Happy Valentine's Day to my favorite person to share memes with."

5. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm sending this card just to say 'I love you... as a friend.'"

6. "Valentine's Day is just an excuse for me to tell you how awesome you are."

7. "You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the cheese to my macaroni, and the best friend a person could ask for."

8. "Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you... but not as sweet as the candy we're going to eat together."

9. "Who needs a Valentine when you have friends like us to binge-watch rom-coms with?"

10. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I may not have a significant other, but I have you!"

Above is Funny valentines day sayings for friends.

I love you sayings for daughter

1. You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray.2. You are my greatest joy, my precious daughter.3. I love you to the moon and back, my dear daughter.4. You are the light of my life, my beautiful daughter.5. You are my heart walking outside my body, my darlin

Sayings about unwelcome guests

1. Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.2. Unwelcome guests are like autumn leaves; they clutter up the place and then disappear.3. An unwelcome guest is worse than a foe.4. Better to be alone than in bad company.5. Unwelcome guests are like shadows; they follow you everywhere

Sayings about ravens

1. A raven is a sign of wisdom and intelligence.2. The raven is a symbol of mystery and magic.3. As the raven flies, so does our spirit soar.4. The raven's dark feathers hide a heart of gold.5. In the eyes of a raven, we see the reflection of our own soul.6. The raven's call echoes throug

Cartoon sayings about banks

1. Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye!2. I'm so broke, even the bank is sending me sympathy cards.3. I asked the bank for a loan, they gave me a lecture instead.4. I'm not sure if I should trust the bank or hide my money under the mattress.5. I tried to deposit my dreams at the

Meaningful sayings and quotes

1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker4. Bel

Sayings like not the brightest bulb

- Not the sharpest tool in the shed- A few fries short of a Happy Meal- Not playing with a full deck- A few sandwiches short of a picnic- The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor- One taco short of a combination plate

Bf birthday sayings

1. Another year older, another year wiser. Happy birthday!2. May your birthday be filled with joy, laughter, and love.3. Wishing you a day filled with happiness and a year filled with blessings.4. Here's to another year of adventures, memories, and growth. Happy birthday!5. May your birthda

Bhagwat gita sayings

Here are a few popular sayings from the Bhagavad Gita:1. You have the right to work, but never to the fruit of work.2. The soul is neither born, and nor does it die.3. Perform your obligatory duty, because action is indeed better than inaction.4. One who sees inaction in action, and action in

Funny bathing suit sayings

1. I'm just here for the tan lines.2. Suns out, buns out!3. Beach please, I'm fabulous.4. Mermaid in training.5. Slaying in my swimsuit.6. Life's a beach, enjoy the waves.7. Feeling nauti(cal) in this suit.8. Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my awesome swimsuit.9. Sun, sand

Old sayings about mules

1. Stubborn as a mule.2. Work like a mule.3. He who talks to a mule is wasting his breath.4. You can lead a mule to water, but you can't make him drink.5. As sure-footed as a mule.6. Mule-headed.7. Strong as a mule.8. Kick like a mule.9. Mule sense.