Funny valentines day sayings to husband

1. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm so lucky to be married to you!"

2. "You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the love of my life."

3. "I love you more than chocolate, and that's saying a lot!"

4. "You're my lobster, my soulmate, and my favorite person to annoy."

5. "I love you more than pizza, and that's saying something!"

6. "You're the bacon to my eggs, the milk to my cookies, and the love of my life."

7. "You're the only fish in the sea for me, my love."

8. "You're the peanut to my butter, the star to my burst, and the love of my life."

9. "You're the marshmallow to my hot chocolate, the sprinkles to my ice cream, and the love of my life."

10. "You're the jelly to my peanut butter, the cream to my coffee, and the love of my life."

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