Funny valentines sayings quotes

1. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at poetry, but I still love you!"

2. "You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the cheese to my macaroni, and the love of my life."

3. "I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot!"

4. "You're the only fish in the sea for me, and trust me, I've done my research."

5. "You're the avocado to my toast, the bacon to my eggs, and the love of my life."

6. "I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye."

7. "You're the cheese to my macaroni, the milk to my cookies, and the love of my life."

8. "You're the Beyoncé to my Jay-Z, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the love of my life."

9. "You're the sprinkles on my cupcake, the icing on my cake, and the love of my life."

10. "I love you more than a kid loves candy on Halloween."

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