Funny very short sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
8. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
9. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
10. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."
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1. No one could ever love me like you do, with all my flaws and imperfections.2. No one could ever love me like you do, seeing the best in me even when I can't see it myself.3. No one could ever love me like you do, understanding me in a way no one else can.4. No one could ever love me like y
1. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. - Bertrand Russell2. In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - José Narosky3. War is hell. - William Tecumseh Sherman4. The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu5. War is what happens when language f
1. I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.2. I'm too fabulous to care about your opinion.3. I'm not a princess, I'm a queen. Bow down.4. I'm not mean, I'm just brutally honest.5. I'm not high maintenance, I just have high standards.6. I'm not a brat, I just know what I want.
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - E
1. Mommy, you're my Valentine every day!2. I love you more than all the candy in the world, Mommy!3. You're the sweetest Valentine, Mommy!4. Mommy, you make my heart happy!5. I love you to the moon and back, Mommy!6. You're my favorite Valentine, Mommy!7. Mommy, you're the best hugger i
1. Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.2. Life is short, make it sweet.3. Happiness is homemade.4. Stay wild, moon child.5. Good vibes only.6. Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.7. Let your light shine.8. Live, laugh, love.9. Adventure awaits.10.
That's a fun idea! Here are a few cute sayings you could consider putting on the bottom of socks:1. If you can read this, bring me chocolate2. This is my happy place3. If you can read this, it's time for wine4. You're awesome5. Dance like no one's watching6. Coffee lover7. Life is bette
1. I'm the boss, but Mom's the real MVP.2. Spit happens.3. I'm not crying, I'm just ordering more milk.4. Drool is my superpower.5. I'm the reason we can't have nice things.6. I'm on a liquid diet...mostly milk.7. I'm the reason we can't have nice things.8. I'm not a regular baby, I'm
1. Anarchy is not chaos, but order without control. - David Graeber2. The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus3. Anarchy is the only slight glimmer of hope in the darkness of our current political l
1. I like my coffee like I like my mornings - dark and strong.2. Coffee: because adulting is hard.3. Decaf? What's the point?4. I have a latte feelings for you.5. Espresso yourself.6. Life happens, coffee helps.7. I'm not a morning person until I've had my coffee.8. Behind every succe