Funny vet tech sayings
1. "I'm not a vet, but I play one at work."
2. "I speak fluent dog, cat, and crazy pet owner."
3. "I'm here to save your pet's life, not your wallet."
4. "I didn't choose the vet tech life, the vet tech life chose me."
5. "I'm not a magician, but I can make your pet's health problems disappear."
6. "I'm the one your pet tells all their secrets to."
7. "I'm like a superhero, but instead of a cape, I wear scrubs."
8. "I've seen things in the vet clinic that would make your hair stand on end."
9. "I may not have a medical degree, but I can handle your pet's poop like a pro."
10. "I'm the one who gets to deal with all the 'interesting' smells in the clinic."
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