Funny volunteer sayings
1. "I volunteer because I have a lot of free time... said no volunteer ever."
2. "I volunteer because I like to live life on the edge... of exhaustion."
3. "Volunteering: where the only payment is a warm fuzzy feeling and maybe some free snacks."
4. "I volunteer so I can add 'professional do-gooder' to my resume."
5. "Volunteering: where the only drama is deciding which cause to support."
6. "I volunteer because I enjoy being bossed around by people who aren't even getting paid."
7. "Volunteering is like a workout for your heart... and your patience."
8. "I volunteer because I like to collect experiences instead of things... and also because I'm broke."
9. "Volunteering: where the dress code is 'wear whatever you don't mind getting dirty.'"
10. "I volunteer because making a difference is the best kind of high... after caffeine, of course."
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