Funny wake up call sayings

1. "Rise and shine, it's time to adult... reluctantly."

2. "Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey... or just hit snooze and be late for work."

3. "Good morning! Time to rise and grind... or hit snooze and dream about being productive."

4. "Rise and shine, it's a brand new day! Or you could just stay in bed and pretend it's still yesterday."

5. "Wake up, sleepyhead! The early bird gets the worm... or you could just hit snooze and order breakfast delivery."

6. "Time to get up and conquer the day! Or at least conquer hitting the snooze button a few more times."

7. "Good morning! Remember, the early bird catches the worm... but the second mouse gets the cheese."

8. "Wake up and smell the coffee! Or hit snooze and dream about coffee instead."

9. "Rise and shine, it's a beautiful day! Unless you hit snooze, then it's just a slightly less beautiful day."

10. "Good morning! Time to rise and shine... or just rise and be mildly irritated until you've had your coffee."

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