Funny wake up sayings
1. "Rise and shine, it's time to pretend to be a morning person!"
2. "Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey... or just coffee, let's be real."
3. "Good morning! Time to rise and grind... or just hit snooze for the 5th time."
4. "Rise and shine, but if you can't do that, just caffeinate and survive."
5. "Wake up and smell the coffee... or just smell the regret of staying up too late."
6. "Rise and shine, it's a new day to make the same mistakes all over again!"
7. "Good morning! Time to embrace the chaos and pretend we have our lives together."
8. "Wake up, it's a beautiful day to ignore all responsibilities and stay in bed."
9. "Rise and shine, but if shining is too much, just rise and survive."
10. "Good morning! Time to wake up and make the world wonder what you're up to today."
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