Funny war sayings
1. "War does not determine who is right - only who is left."
2. "In war, the only winners are those who weren't there."
3. "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography."
4. "War is like a game of chess, except the board is on fire, the pieces are screaming, and the rules are constantly changing."
5. "War is when the government tells you who the enemy is. Revolution is when you figure it out for yourself."
6. "War is a lot like love, it always finds a way."
7. "War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can."
8. "War is the only place where you can shoot someone and then offer them a band-aid."
9. "War is like a box of chocolates, it's full of nuts."
10. "War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other."
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