Funny warm weather sayings

1. "It's so hot, I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with oven mitts."

2. "It's not the heat, it's the humility."

3. "I'm sweating like a sinner in church."

4. "I'm melting faster than an ice cream cone in July."

5. "It's so hot, I'm considering taking up residence in the freezer aisle."

6. "I'm sweating more than a glass of iced tea on a picnic table."

7. "It's so hot, even the mosquitoes are carrying water bottles."

8. "I'm as hot as a jalapeño in a salsa contest."

9. "I'm wilting faster than a bouquet of flowers in the sun."

10. "I'm so sweaty, I could probably fill a swimming pool."

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