1. "Wrap it before you tap it."
2. "Don't be silly, protect your willy."
3. "No glove, no love."
4. "Cover your stump before you hump."
5. "If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it."
6. "Don't be a fool, cover your tool."
7. "Shield your sword before you explore."
8. "Keep it clean, keep it sheathed."
9. "Don't make a mistake, cover your snake."
10. "Protect your mate, don't hesitate to inflate."
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1. I don't always play drums, but when I do, I make sure to hit things really hard.2. I'm not a control freak, I just like to be in charge of the beat.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just playing a different rhythm.4. I don't need therapy, I just need more cowbell.5. Drummers do it with rhythm.6.
Proverbs and sayings are both types of traditional wisdom or advice that are passed down through generations. However, there are some differences between the two:1. Proverbs are usually longer and more formal in structure, often containing a moral lesson or universal truth. They are often metaphoric
Benedicta Ward is a renowned scholar and translator of the Sayings of the Desert Fathers, a collection of teachings and anecdotes from the early Christian monks and ascetics who lived in the deserts of Egypt and Syria. Some of the sayings attributed to the Desert Fathers that Benedicta Ward has tran
1. Pamper your pet, they deserve it!2. A well-groomed pet is a happy pet.3. Fur-tastic transformations happen here!4. Groomed with love, from head to tail.5. Where pets leave looking and feeling their best.6. Grooming is not just a luxury, it's a necessity.7. Fur-ever fabulous at our gr
1. Better to be deprived of food for three days, than tea for one. - Ancient Chinese proverb2. Tea is drunk to forget the din of the world. - T'ien Yiheng3. Tea is the elixir of life. - Lu Yu4. Tea is the ultimate mental and medical remedy and has the ability to make one's life more full and
1. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people.6. I'm not a control freak,
1. Family roots run deep2. Love grows on our family tree3. Aunt and Uncle: The heart of our family tree4. Together we make a beautiful forest5. Branching out with love and laughter6. Our family tree is blessed with your presence7. Like branches on a tree, we may grow in different direct
1. The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to. - Carl Sandburg2. The moon is a silver pin-head vast, that holds the heaven's tent-hangings fast. - William R. Alger3. The moon is a loyal companion. It never leaves. It's always there, watching, steadfast, knowing us in our light and dark mo
1. A wise man learns more from his enemies than a fool from his friends.2. The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.3. The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.4. A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.5. The journey of a thousand miles begins
1. Insecurity is an ugly thing, it makes you hate people you don't even know. - Unknown2. The greatest prison people live in is the fear of what other people think. - David Icke3. Insecurity is an invisible prison that holds you captive in your own mind. - Unknown4. The only person you should