1. "Don't be silly, wrap your willy!"
2. "No glove, no love!"
3. "Cover your stump before you hump!"
4. "If you're not sure, don't be a fool, wrap your tool!"
5. "Protect your mate, don't hesitate to lubricate!"
6. "Don't make a mistake, cover your snake!"
7. "Don't be a fool, cover your tool!"
8. "Keep it clean, use a rubber in between!"
9. "Don't be a dummy, cover your willy!"
10. "Wrap it before you tap it!"
Above is Funny wear condom sayings.
1. सब्बपापसखा अकुट्ठा - The company of the virtuous is delightful.2. अत्थि दीपो भव - Be a light unto yourself.3. यतो दीपो निवात्स्वर्गो न तमसा न भासयति - From where the light does not shine, there is no darkness.4. न हि विना यानं न गतिर्हि यानाय - Without the vehicle, there is no journey; wit
1. I am no bird; and no net ensnares me: I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Brontë2. The question isn't who's going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand3. I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott4. Well-beh
1. Break a leg - This is a phrase used to wish someone good luck, especially before a performance or presentation. British people might not understand this saying as it is not commonly used in the UK.2. Piece of cake - This phrase is used to describe something that is very easy to do. British pe
1. You are my heart, my soul, my everything. I love you more than words can express.2. In your arms, I have found my home. Your love is my sanctuary.3. Every beat of my heart belongs to you. I am forever yours.4. I never knew what true love was until I met you. You are my everything.5. You
1. To my beautiful daughter, you are not just a wonderful mother but also a loving daughter. Happy Mother's Day!2. Watching you become a mother has been one of the greatest joys of my life. Happy Mother's Day, my dear daughter!3. You have always been my little girl, and now seeing you as a moth
1. A daughter is one of the most beautiful gifts this world has to give. 2. A daughter is a little girl who grows up to be your best friend. 3. She is the joy of my heart and the light of my life. 4. Having a daughter means having a best friend for life. 5. A daughter is a miracle that neve
1. Bob's your uncle!2. It's raining cats and dogs.3. Mind the gap.4. Cheerio!5. Keep calm and carry on.6. Blimey!7. Bee's knees.8. Bob's your uncle.9. Fancy a cuppa?10. I'm chuffed to bits.
1. The trail may be rough, but the cowboy is tougher.2. Follow the trail wherever it leads, for adventure awaits at the end.3. A cowboy's path is marked by the dust he leaves behind on the trail.4. The trail may be long and winding, but a cowboy never loses his way.5. On the trail, a cowboy
1. A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare2. The rose speaks of love silently, in a language known only to the heart. - Unknown3. A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia4. The rose is a flower of love. The world has acclaimed i
1. Strike up some fun at our bowling party!2. Let's roll into a great time at our bowling bash!3. Join us for a strikingly good time at our bowling party!4. Spare some time for a night of bowling and laughter!5. Get ready to bowl 'em over at our party!6. Let's knock down some pins and mak