Funny wedding card sayings
1. "Marriage: the only war where you sleep with the enemy."
2. "Congratulations on finding someone willing to put up with your crap forever."
3. "Here's to love, laughter, and happily ever after... or at least until the divorce papers are signed."
4. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."
5. "May your love be like a good wine, growing stronger and more intoxicating with each passing year."
6. "Remember, a successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."
7. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
8. "Congratulations on getting married and officially becoming an unpaid therapist for life."
9. "Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and a never-ending supply of toilet paper."
10. "Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops. Best of luck in your new workshop!"
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