Funny wedding quotes and sayings
1. "Marriage is a workshop... where the husband works and the wife shops!"
2. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." - Mignon McLaughlin
3. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
4. "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner
5. "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life."
6. "A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal."
7. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."
8. "The most successful marriages are those where both partners are willing to let the other be right... sometimes."
9. "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband."
10. "A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short." - Andre Maurois
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