Funny wedding sayings for signs
1. "Marriage: the only war where you sleep with the enemy."
2. "I'm hers, she's mine, and that's the bottom line."
3. "Love is in the air... but so is the smell of wedding cake!"
4. "Here comes the bride, all dressed in white... and the groom who's in for a wild ride!"
5. "Two less fish in the sea, two more drinks for me!"
6. "Marriage: when dating goes from 'I love you' to 'I love you, but...'"
7. "Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand."
8. "Just married... and already tired of each other!"
9. "Happily ever after... or at least until the honeymoon is over!"
10. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener!"
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