Funny wedding shower quotes and sayings
1. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."
2. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
3. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." - Mignon McLaughlin
4. "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner
5. "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life." - Unknown
6. "Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops." - Unknown
7. "A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short." - Andre Maurois
8. "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband." - Unknown
9. "Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." - George Burns
10. "Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering." - Unknown
Above is Funny wedding shower quotes and sayings.
1. Congratulations, you're a smartie pants now!2. You did it! Time to pop some champagne (gummy bears)!3. You're on a roll, keep reaching for the stars (starburst)!4. You're a real lifesaver, congrats on graduating!5. You're a real gem, now go shine bright like a skittle!6. You're a real
1. Everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about, so be kind.2. You are enough just as you are.3. It's okay to not be okay.4. You are not defined by your mistakes.5. You are worthy of love and acceptance.6. Your journey is unique and valid.7. You are allowed to take up space.8.
1. Fear not death, for the valiant shall live forever in the halls of Valhalla.2. A warrior's strength is measured not by his size, but by his courage in battle.3. The gods favor the bold and the brave, for they are the ones who shape their own destiny.4. Better to die with honor in battle th
1. All hat, no cattle - used to describe someone who talks big but doesn't follow through2. Don't mess with Texas - a phrase used to show pride and resilience in the face of challenges3. Bless your heart - a phrase often used sarcastically to show sympathy or pity4. Fixin' to - means getting
1. Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. - 1 Peter 5:82. Submit yourselves, then, to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you. - James 4:73. The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that t
1. Life is short, eat dessert first.2. There's always room for dessert.3. Indulge your sweet tooth.4. Dessert is the answer, no matter the question.5. Sweeten your day with a delicious treat.6. Dessert is like a hug for your taste buds.7. Save room for something sweet.8. Life is uncer