Funny wedding shower quotes and sayings

1. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."

2. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."

3. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." - Mignon McLaughlin

4. "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner

5. "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life." - Unknown

6. "Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops." - Unknown

7. "A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short." - Andre Maurois

8. "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband." - Unknown

9. "Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." - George Burns

10. "Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering." - Unknown

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